“We need to talk.”
“Really? To be honest I didn’t know Shadows could talk.”
“Well that is the problem. You never bothered to ask.”
“It isn’t like people go around talking to their shadows”
“I’m hardly an expert on what 3 dimensional folks do. But look, I’m pretty dissatisfied with this relationship and I think I should leave.”
“Oh, okay… Can you do that? Like that doesn’t seem scientifically possible.”
“Dude, I’m a talking shadow. Do you think I care about science?”
“Well, I guess I don’t want to make you stay if you’re unhappy.”
“Thanks. See you around.”
“Bye.”
