I “Calvin Briggs?” The door creaks open and her perfume hits me like a ‘37 Oldsmobile.  Beautiful, but Christ she lays it on thick. “What do you want?” “Are you…?” she asked. “Yeah I’m him.” “I'm looking for something,” she said. “Long as you’ve got cash, you’ve come to the right place.” “Money isn't a … Continue reading Disarmed

This Was A Bad Idea Liner Notes

Hey everybody, I released a comedy album today! Liner notes aren't really a thing anymore so I thought I'd share my thoughts and feelings on the whole process here. Links to where you can buy or stream it are at the bottom. This recording is the culmination of 5 years of late nights, strained relationships … Continue reading This Was A Bad Idea Liner Notes