Hi I’m Andrew. Welcome to my brain. Feel free to take a look around, but be warned… Here there be monsters.

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So here’s the deal: I’ve been a lot of things in my life. I’ve been a dishwasher, a soldier, a journalist, a photographer, a security guard and a comedian. Ok, I’ve been six things, but since I was 15-years-old all I really wanted to do was write fiction. Today I turn 31, and while I’ve … Continue reading Hi I’m Andrew. Welcome to my brain. Feel free to take a look around, but be warned… Here there be monsters.

The Land

“Stand with us,” she said. “Stand against the tyranny of trolls. Stand up for the weak and defenseless, those who have less than you! It is your duty.” As if on cue, a troll slinked in from the shadows sneering, leering at the warrior with lust and derision. “Oh yes, stand with them,” he scoffed. “We only built this land. We only made it rich. And now the self-righteous would see us punished for every perceived slight and liberty.”

The Man With The Case

Eddie Grable sat behind the wheel of a borrowed Ford, humming Louis Armstrong and doing his best to ignore the sounds of nighttime in the woods. ​ The woods gave Eddie the creeps. He much preferred the solid pavement and semi-reliable streetlights of Brooklyn to the soggy roads and fickle moonlight of upstate New York. But Don Vito had given Eddie this job personally, and he’d be damned before he angered the man newspapers called, “The Baron of Brooklyn.”

Mindful of Madness: Jonathan Joubert

This week on Mindful of Madness I chat with Comedian, musician and film maker Johnathan Joubert about making funny horror, pushing the envelope and the business of making things. Check it out at any of these links or wherever you listen to podcasts and please remember to rate, review and subscribe. Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/episode/7zGxFD6EY3LD4XiPAzx51s?si=8qnLQWfMRKyL4vCKsvfmAg Apple Podcasts: … Continue reading Mindful of Madness: Jonathan Joubert

Mindful of Madness: #Dorsalfun

This week on Mindful of Madness I hang with my friends the fantastic jam band #Dorsalfun and yes that # is part of the name. We talk comics, argue about the Rolling Stones and talk about making stuff. Check out our conversation at one of these easily clickable links or wherever you listen to podcasts … Continue reading Mindful of Madness: #Dorsalfun