Breaking: Soldier gets Stars and Bars tattoo to avoid work

FORT CARSON, Colo. - Just hours after The Pentagon announced The Confederate Battle Flag could no longer be displayed on American military installations, Spc. Frank Lawrance visited a Colorado Springs tattoo parlor to emblazon the Stars and Bars on his right forearm.  The wheeled vehicle mechanic assigned to the 4th Infantry Division’s Special Troops Battalion … Continue reading Breaking: Soldier gets Stars and Bars tattoo to avoid work

Breaking: Sentient life found in boy’s gym locker

COLORADO SPRING, CO - Physical education teacher Grant Grinner discovered a sentient fungus while cleaning out the boy’s locker room at Northgate Middle School in Colorado Springs last week. “Nobody had been down in the locker room since the whole (COVID-19) lockdown thing started,” Grinner said just hours after finding the thinking mold. “I knew … Continue reading Breaking: Sentient life found in boy’s gym locker

Unsolicited: 5 ways to help your artist friends without spending a dime

If you’re reading this blog you are either a friend of mine or REALLY into blogs. Like, you’ve gone down the rabbit hole, bud. Maybe after you finish this you should go outside and look at a flower for a while.  But either way, you probably have a personal connection to art and the artists … Continue reading Unsolicited: 5 ways to help your artist friends without spending a dime

Dave Grohl in every band at Festival

MIDDLE OF BUMFUCK, Nowhere – Festivalgoers were shocked this weekend to find Dave Grohl apparently joined every band on the playbill.  The veteran rocker, who is most famous as the drummer of Nirvana and front man of his own band the Foo Fighters, has set a precedent of collaborating with artists from across the rock … Continue reading Dave Grohl in every band at Festival